its_miley (its_miley) wrote in suggestions,

Dump The Monkeys, Hire Goats

Dump The Monkeys, Hire Goats

Short, concise description of the idea
Dump The Monkeys, Hire Goats To Maintain LiveJournal

Full description of the idea
The monkeys have been sitting around all day eating bananas and mashing their hands on keyboards. Their lazy and animalistic behaviour has caused slow load times and notification delays/errors on LiveJournal.

If only we could dump the monkeys and hire GOATS! Our wonderful leader, Frank, has been around since the beginning. I trust him and believe that if we had more goats on the payroll, there would never be notification delivery problems on LiveJournal ever again !

An ordered list of benefits
  • In these tough economic times, unemployed goats will now be able to find a job.
  • Frank will be happy he has some new friends to graze with.
  • A happy Frank leads to a happy staff which leads to a happy organization.
An ordered list of problems/issues involved
  • Limited goat population at headquarters in San Francisco. Possibility of having to export jobs to goats outside California.
  • Monkeys will be unemployed.
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