Dump The Monkeys, Hire Goats
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Dump The Monkeys, Hire Goats To Maintain LiveJournal
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The monkeys have been sitting around all day eating bananas and mashing their hands on keyboards. Their lazy and animalistic behaviour has caused slow load times and notification delays/errors on LiveJournal.
If only we could dump the monkeys and hire GOATS! Our wonderful leader, Frank, has been around since the beginning. I trust him and believe that if we had more goats on the payroll, there would never be notification delivery problems on LiveJournal ever again !
- In these tough economic times, unemployed goats will now be able to find a job.
- Frank will be happy he has some new friends to graze with.
- A happy Frank leads to a happy staff which leads to a happy organization.
- Limited goat population at headquarters in San Francisco. Possibility of having to export jobs to goats outside California.
- Monkeys will be unemployed.